A Guide to Dressing the Bride

Properly Picking a Pair of Pecker Earrings

She'll soon be tying the knot, but for one night she gets to be just plain naughty. For better, not for worse, PlanetBachelorette.com is here to help you pimp your bride.

‘Til Dress Do Us Part

Start with the basics. A funny t-shirt is a great way to make the bride stand out from the crowd. Don't want the bride to take on all of the embarrassment? Try choosing a theme for the entire bridal party — the 80's are a perennial favourite. Prefer something more subtle? Simple t-shirts adorned with “bride” and “bridesmaid” or “Future Mrs. X” will still get the point across.

Now that you've got her covered from the neck down, it's time to start from the top. You can add a little sparkle to her ensemble with a veil or tiara.

I Give You This Bling

Her fiancé may have taken care of the ring, but that doesn't let you off the hook. No bachelorette's outfit is complete without the proper accessories! If you're having the bride do a scavenger hunt, try and tie some of the accessories to her tasks. Does she need a guy to give her his boxers? No sane man would risk being charged with resisting undress by an official pecker inspector.

Want a more permanent accessory? Have the bride show her commitment to saying “I Do” with a tattoo! Ok, maybe not permanent, but temporary is fun too.

For Pitcher or for Pourer

Whether champagne, margaritas, or soda, the bride-to-be's drink of choice just wouldn't be festive without the appropriate container. Make sure the glass is always half full and don't let the bachelorette pay for her own drinks!

Now that you've got her all dressed up, you're ready to go! By the power vested in us by the state of the Internet, PlanetBachelorette.com now pronounces your bachelorette ready for the night.

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